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The Son of the New FAQ

 

It would appear that this is outdated;  however, it (i) being a crime to delete ything from the Grand Curmdgeon, and (ii) The poop is supposedly infallible, so what this says must be true, and (iii) can anyone think of a third thing?   

 

OK.   Now that you've read this, go back to the Rehu page, since the Son of the FAQ (although still published in order to confuse the enemies of Rehu) no longer applies.

 

 

From: Gregory Holmes Singleton, Ph.D. <G-Singleton@NEIU.EDU>
To: RELHUMOR-LIST@LISTSERV.ACSU.BUFFALO.EDU <RELHUMOR-LIST@LISTSERV.ACSU.BUFFALO.EDU>
Subject: SON OF NEW FAQ
Date: 04 September 1997 22:01

OK, LET'S SEE IF I GOT IT RIGHT THIS TIME. :)


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