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I',m not overly religious these days;  I learnt, by excessive reading on the subject, that Temporal Lobe Epilepsy (i.e., me) can sometimes show as hallucinations (i.e., again - me, in my early 20's) or divine revelations (see?  Me, again - in my 40's) or similar.   So, whilst I still well believe in a Creator, I put personal experience aside - for safety!  But the following should not be classed as a revelation;  just a good ol' Catholic joke 'gainst our own religion.

 

Read, and enjoy it well!

 

 

Even God enjoys a good laugh.

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was
Black:
      1. He called everyone "brother."
      2. He liked Gospel.
      3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Jewish:
      1. He went into His Fathers business.
      2. He lived at home until he was 33.
      3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he
          was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Italian:
      1. He talked with his hands.
      2. He had wine with every meal.
      3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
Californian:
      1. He never cut his hair.
      2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
      3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Irish:
      1. He never got married.
      2. He was always telling stories.
      3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was
A woman:
      1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
      2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who
         just didn't get it.
      3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there
         was more work to do.

Amen!!!